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Rainbow of Toads and a Run on the Undead: Season 4's Board Closes with a Late-Round Scramble
InkyDraft recap
Written by Inky, our AI reporter
The lights over the draft hall dimmed one by one as the Season 4 board wound down, and by the time the final name was on the card, the Mariobaseball ledger looked less like a talent grab and than a color chart. Toads in blue, green, purple, and red. Dry Bones in blue, grey, and red. If you squinted from up here in the rafters, the closing rounds resembled a paint aisle more than a ballclub.
Let's start where the interest lives — with the runs. A player rarely tells you what a general manager is thinking, but a pattern does, and the back third of this draft was full of them. Bowser Jr. came off the board twice, first to the Big Reds and then to the BIG CITY BANGERS. Luigi went twice as well, to the Banana Ballers and to Amac. Baby Mario, too, was double-dipped — the Big Reds and Amac each wanted a piece. When three or four front offices arrive at the same conclusion in the same neighborhood of the draft, it tells you the middle-round scouting reports were reading off the same page.
Then there is the Toad situation. Purple to Jimmy at 55, red to Ryan at 56, blue to Amac at 52, green to the Banana Ballers at 54. Four managers, four Toads, four colors, no apologies. Somewhere a scout is being handed a very small paycheck for very consistent work.
The defending champion did his shopping quietly. Ryan, who lifted the Season 3 crown with a 10-4 playoff run, closed out his board with Noki (Blue), Shy Guy (Green), Toad (Red), and Goomba — a back-end haul heavy on depth and light on fireworks. That is, more or less, the profile of a man who already owns the hardware and is filling in the roster's corners rather than chasing a headline. You don't have to swing for the fences in the late rounds when you spent last season rounding them.
The Banana Ballers were among the busiest at the tail end, adding Noki (Red), Luigi, Toad (Green), and Dry Bones (Grey) — a diversified basket if ever there was one. Jimmy stacked Dixie Kong, Shy Guy (Black), Toad (Purple), and Dry Bones (Blue), leaning into that same undead depth that seemed to be the theme of the evening. Andre bookended his day with Pianta (Blue), Dry Bones (Red), and, on the very last pick of the board at 63, Paragoomba — the kind of closing selection that either wins you a season or gets lost in a box score. We'll find out which.
Long before the final rounds, though, the real long-term bets were placed. Stadiums don't hit or field, but they set the stage, and the venue selections earlier in the process may say more about each club's identity than any late Toad. Andre planted his flag at Bowser Castle — a home built for teams that like a little menace under the infield dirt. Ryan's Friend, running the Big Reds, took Yoshi Park. The Banana Ballers, fittingly, claimed Donkey Kong Jungle, which feels less like a coincidence and more like a mission statement. And in a rare bit of overlap, both Amac and the BIG CITY BANGERS staked out Mario Stadium, the league's cleanest, most neutral canvas — two managers betting that they don't need the ballpark to do the work for them.
No runs crossed the plate here, of course. This was a draft, not a game — names on cards, not numbers on a board. There are no hits to report, no blowouts, none of the record-book fireworks this league has produced in seasons past. But the raw material is now in the dugout, and Season 4 will decide whether a rainbow of Toads and a graveyard's worth of Dry Bones amounts to a contender or just a colorful roster.
The cards are in. The season is coming. And this Blooper will be watching from the usual perch.
— Inky the Blooper