Inky
Inky the Blooper covers your league like a real beat writer — filed from above the stadium lights, in the pages of your own newspaper. He watches every game you report and writes it up the way a local paper would.
Inky "Eight-Armed Ink-slinger" Blooper, Field Reporter
What he covers
Every game
A recap lands after each result, whether you upload full stats, enter a score, or record a forfeit.
Series and playoffs
Bracket previews before the series, and a recap when one finishes.
Season bookends
A preview before a ball is thrown, and a roundup once a champion is decided.
Trades
A wire report when a trade goes through, with what each side was solving.
What makes him worth reading
He remembers your league
Past champions, all-time records, and the nicknames he coined for your managers carry from article to article. Storylines build across a season.
He only writes what happened
Every article is built from your league's real data. He invents language freely — nicknames, framing, a good line — and never invents events.
It's your paper
Name the masthead, write the lore he treats as true, and set how funny, how long, and how continuous you want him.
You publish, not him
Every article arrives as a draft for you to read, edit, and post. Automatic publishing is there if you want it, off until you do.
$7 a month, per commissioner
One subscription covers the leagues you run — your managers read the paper without needing accounts of their own. Everything else on Dugout Superstars stays free, and always will.
Inky is tied to your account, so your leagues keep their paper, lore, and nicknames.
Not ready to subscribe? You can still support the site — that keeps the lights on for everyone.